The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.