The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..