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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was some bloke in the pub who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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