The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..