The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Nick Clegg who today said arbeit macht frei.