The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" engaging in steamy sex romps was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..