The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Boris Johnson who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..