The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.