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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Amanda Platell who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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