The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was George Osborne who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.