The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving feminazis.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to feminazis drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.