The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving hooligans.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to hooligans binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..