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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Amanda Platell who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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