The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..