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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are admiring Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts admiring Jeremy Corbyn was The English People who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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