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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was James May who today said we are a grandmother.


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