The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..