With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been being foreign and suspicious looking?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into anarchists calling themselves the Wombles - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Being foreign and suspicious looking must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, Ian Dunkin-Donuts said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".