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Bernard Manning has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Bernard Manning’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchists calling themselves the Wombles involved in threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks on an ever more frequent basis.

Bernard Manning’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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