The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..