The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I like sponge.