The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams terrorising innocent investment bankers was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..