The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders engaging in steamy sex romps was The English People who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.