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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Chavs have been voting for Jeremy Corbyn outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Richard Littlejohn has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Voting for Jeremy Corbyn: The True Face Of Evil", Richard Littlejohn says, "Ban this sick filth".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for chavs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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