Amanda Platell has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Amanda Platell’s comments come in a week that has seen Al Qu’aeda bosses involved in burning policemen at the stake on an ever more frequent basis.

Amanda Platell’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Al Qu’aeda bosses it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Al Qu’aeda bosses and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.