The Mail has learned that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are responsible for helping illegal immigrants.

Has the world gone mad? Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are helping illegal immigrants with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Enoch Powell, who said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."