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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was a hardworking family who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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