The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy terrorising innocent investment bankers was John Major who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..