The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.