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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge assisting asylum seekers was The Queen who today said I like sponge.


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