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The Mail has learned that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are responsible for terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

Has the world gone mad? Jeremy Corbyn admirers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Amanda Platell, who said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."


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