I’m not racist but surely allowing Al Qu’aeda bosses to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Al Qu’aeda bosses aren’t holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.