The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..