The Mail has learned that women are responsible for smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament.

Has the world gone mad? Women are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to George Osborne, who said "Multiculturalism has failed utterly"