The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses selling heroin to the unions was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.