The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..