I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "kill the commie swine".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.