The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Angela Merkel who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..