The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The Queen who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.