The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are fighting the poilce every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans fighting the poilce was Jim Davidson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..