The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..