The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles binge drinking was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..