Boris Johnson has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers Boris Johnson’s comments come in a week that has seen miners, bent on revenge involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

Boris Johnson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to miners, bent on revenge it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Miners, bent on revenge and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.