Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now hacking the Gibson. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Beyonce revealed that glue-sniffing teenagers have been hacking the Gibson with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for glue-sniffing teenagers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Beyonce went on to say.


Beyonce concluded, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".