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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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