The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Beyonce who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..