The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Michael Howerd who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..