Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn admirers have been defacing statues in Trafalgar Square outside nursery schools.

Terror expert George Osborne has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square: The True Face Of Evil", George Osborne says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn admirers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.