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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was an unnamed source who today said surely something can be done?.


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