The Queen has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen Jeremy Corbyn admirers involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Jeremy Corbyn admirers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Jeremy Corbyn admirers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.